H ost: So, tell us how you became a political spirit guide? Did you always know what you wanted to do? Or was there, like, a tipping point, or moment of clarity, like destiny, that got you on that path?
Spirit: Well...I was always interested in politics since I was very young. When I was alive. One day, I'm watching TV, and the news comes on. They said that You-Know-Who won the election, and my candidate lost. Well, that made me so mad! I had a heart attack right then and there, in front of my TV.
The next thing I know, I'm, like, floating! And I see my body lying on the couch. I thought, "Oh...great! Look what he did to me! Now what am I going to do? And who's going to take care of my dog?!!"
So I'm just floating there, really pissed, wondering what to do. The next thing I know, out of the blue, some lady who says she's a psychic medium -- she's got a YouTube channel where she answers people's political questions — is using her Silva Mind powers to contact me. She asks me stuff like, Do I think the President will get impeached? What do I think will happen during the mid-term elections?
Host: Wow! That's amazing. God sure does work in mysterious ways, doesn't he?
Spirit: Yeah! Yeah. I believe that. Yeah.
Host: So how do you go about answering her questions? Do you have some kind of process or...what do you do?
Spirit: Well, I found that I'm part of a group. We're all very interested in politics. We're all kind of on the same wavelength that way. I guess that's what brought us together. So —
Host: Oh, interesting. Can you tell us a little more about your group?
Spirit: Well, we have one Republican, two independents, and a couple of liberals. Oh, one guy is a socialist, um, Social Democrat, Democrat Socialist — something like that. Whatever that means. So, uh, yeah. I go talk to my buds, we argue some, place a few bets, lay odds. You know. And then I, uh, get back to her.
Host: And, you're listening to Straight from the Winged Horse's Mouth. This week's episode is "How I Became a Professional Political Spirit Guide." I'm your host, Chrys Saor. Tune in next week for our next episode, "What I Learned from Being a Dictator over 5 Lifetimes and 5 Thousand Years." There will be a prize to the first caller who correctly guesses the 5 incarnations of our mystery guest. We'll be giving out clues before the show. Don't go away — we'll be right back after the commercial break to find out more about political spirit guides.
Spirit: Well...I was always interested in politics since I was very young. When I was alive. One day, I'm watching TV, and the news comes on. They said that You-Know-Who won the election, and my candidate lost. Well, that made me so mad! I had a heart attack right then and there, in front of my TV.
The next thing I know, I'm, like, floating! And I see my body lying on the couch. I thought, "Oh...great! Look what he did to me! Now what am I going to do? And who's going to take care of my dog?!!"
So I'm just floating there, really pissed, wondering what to do. The next thing I know, out of the blue, some lady who says she's a psychic medium -- she's got a YouTube channel where she answers people's political questions — is using her Silva Mind powers to contact me. She asks me stuff like, Do I think the President will get impeached? What do I think will happen during the mid-term elections?
Host: Wow! That's amazing. God sure does work in mysterious ways, doesn't he?
Spirit: Yeah! Yeah. I believe that. Yeah.
Host: So how do you go about answering her questions? Do you have some kind of process or...what do you do?
Spirit: Well, I found that I'm part of a group. We're all very interested in politics. We're all kind of on the same wavelength that way. I guess that's what brought us together. So —
Host: Oh, interesting. Can you tell us a little more about your group?
Spirit: Well, we have one Republican, two independents, and a couple of liberals. Oh, one guy is a socialist, um, Social Democrat, Democrat Socialist — something like that. Whatever that means. So, uh, yeah. I go talk to my buds, we argue some, place a few bets, lay odds. You know. And then I, uh, get back to her.
Host: And, you're listening to Straight from the Winged Horse's Mouth. This week's episode is "How I Became a Professional Political Spirit Guide." I'm your host, Chrys Saor. Tune in next week for our next episode, "What I Learned from Being a Dictator over 5 Lifetimes and 5 Thousand Years." There will be a prize to the first caller who correctly guesses the 5 incarnations of our mystery guest. We'll be giving out clues before the show. Don't go away — we'll be right back after the commercial break to find out more about political spirit guides.
